Christian Hoodie – Heaven’s Warrior, Hell’s Headache | Armor of Light

You were not made to blend in—you were made to battle darkness. The Heaven’s Warrior, Hell’s Headache Hoodie is a declaration of divine strength and heavenly authority. Featuring a powerful angelic warrior surrounded by lightning and broken chains, this design symbolizes victory through Christ and the courage of those who refuse to bow to fear.

Inspired by Ephesians 6:10–11,

“Be strong in the Lord, and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.”

This hoodie is more than apparel—it’s armor. Every time you wear it, you carry the message that Heaven fights for you and through you.

Product Features:

Premium cotton blend for warmth and comfort

Unisex fit for all believers

High-quality print with lasting durability

Perfect for prayer, outreach, and everyday wear

Symbolic Christian artwork representing spiritual warfare and victory

Declare boldly: You’re Heaven’s warrior and Hell’s greatest headache.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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